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StartBreakingFree.com — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:37:14 -0000

Glad it helped! :)

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Bulldogg — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 20:07:16 -0000

CJ - we need more info on SNLs - you are the guru's guru on this stuff so master - show me the way!

Re: Find Out Why Captain Jack is All Depressed and Shit.

megatron — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:37:12 -0000

"I promise my NEXT post will have information so shocking you’ll probably nut immediately upon reading it. (Jerk.)"

I just came. Sorry, premature e-jaculation.

Re: Find Out Why Captain Jack is All Depressed and Shit.

Captain Jack — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 16:36:27 -0000

Actually, I have ZERO fuck buddies and ZERO numbers. I get rid of both when I'm getting ready to go on a tear... Sorta like not feeding a shark for awhile so when a little blood gets in the water it goes nuts...

For the most part this post was a playful joke. My blog readership has actually tripled in the last 6 months. So while I DO believe all 44 million single guys should be reading my blog, I'm not terribly worried that it's only about 5,000.

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Hammer — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 16:20:15 -0000

Probably because your posting has been LAME lately. Not to call you out CJ, I love your stuff and I think that you are one of the most innovative PUAs in the game, but you wrote yourself how you have 4 fuck buddies and 2 numbers in your phone. You're the guru's guru, but it seems to me that you've lost your killer instinct. That's why El Topo called you out for that February challenge. Get off of your ass and bury him! I can't wait to read about it.

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Captain Jack — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 16:11:53 -0000

Maybe I should have a regular update schedule. Even so, my readership has tripled in the last 6 months.

Here are google stats from Jan 5th-Feb 5th...

* 8,793 Visits

* 20,561 Pageviews

* 2.34 Pages/Visit

* 00:03:33 Avg. Time on Site

* 33.58% % New Visits

Re: Find Out Why Captain Jack is All Depressed and Shit.

AJ — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:58:33 -0000

Probably because your posting has been erratic lately. Your archives and lay reports are amazing, but you just haven't been posting consistent, quality content to your blog.

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Captain Jack — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:50:19 -0000

Holy shit man, excellent idea. I'm beginning to think there is hope for you yet!

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Captain Jack — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:49:05 -0000

Good idea... Can you send me a link to how to do that? I googled "make entire posts available via Rss" but nothing like that came up...

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StartBreakingFree.com — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:02:19 -0000

Hey CJ,

I noticed that your aweber account has over 1000 people on it. Did you know that if you setup a "blog broadcast" inside Aweber these count toward your feedburner number? This would put your over 1,700 instantly. Hope it helps!

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purewin — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:56:40 -0000

You should really make entire posts available via RSS. It's annoying to have to click out of my reader to see the whole post.

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Matt Savage — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:46:27 -0000

Meh, don't sweat it man. The problem is as technologically advanced as us blogger types are, a very small fraction of the people visiting our sites haven't a clue to what RSS or Feed Readers are. Even if they did click on the feed button, they probably wouldn't know what to do with it.

Who cares about numbers anyways, it's about quality right? Kind of like saying who's a better pua, the guy who has banged 200 fat chicks or the guy who's banged 10 super models...

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PublicService — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 10:39:59 -0000

Alright El Capitan... I enjoy your blog... moreso than your blog, I enjoy your lay reports. Seeing you transform from the guy who thought he was mystery through to who you are now was awesome. I think your history is one of the FEW that is well documented, and actually believable. However, two things.

1) There are only 7,656,000 more single women than men in the U.S. (based on your figures.)
2) POST MORE. I swear man, I've gone like weeks without seeing a post from you. I read your blog EVERY SINGLE TIME you post, but it only takes me about 45 seconds. I'm dedicated to reading it because of all the time I spent reading your lay reports PDF. but, some people may not remember to come back. If you're giving us juicy shit every single day (no matter how small) then I'm sure people would view the blog as 'active' and keep coming around. I think blogs require quantity; even if the quality is low on some posts.

-PS

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Connor — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 10:04:19 -0000

If I was a chick I would bang CJ

Connor

P.S. CJ in NO way influenced me to write that

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Marcus — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:31:08 -0000

Dont be sad dear, I love you

Im from brazil and I think Im subscribed dunno =p

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Witty_AL — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:56:30 -0000

haha... and it's all because your last post shed light on Dear ol' Capt. Jack's homoerotic tendencies losing you the 8,291,999 homophobic single males in america