Re: How to Get the Game Dynamics Audios

SikNasty — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:51:40 -0000

Hey Jack, check out my buddy, a poet, telling me about his same night lay experience, it has a lot to do with 'Make Game Easy Clarifying on the Game Dynamics", in a funny way, check out what he had to say:

"I found myself dumped in the bacteria filled wading pool of singledom, at the end of a seven year waterslide of serial monogamy. I had somehow managed to slide from one relationship to the next, always knowing where my next emotional meal was coming from, but now my heart was homeless. I was standing in Speedos on the icy deck of the singles scene – haunted by Catholic guilt, exposed, neurotic, broke, depressed and desperately horny. I was going to fit right in.

I discovered a communication loophole when I began to frequent an open-mic poetry night. Little did I realise but like most art scenes, the gig was just a shopfront for an in-house debauch-fest of idiosyncratic mess-ups. As a performer, material became ‘ice-breaker spam’ for the introflirted audience. These nights provided an anaesthetised entry into the neon cauldron of the uncommitted, as I honed the use of my ‘Greydar’ to find girls as lonely as me.

What initially perplexed me was the way I’d turn into Disclaimer Boy. Disclaimer Boy’s trademark move was rescuing the situation through a devastating combination of apologies and explanations. “I don’t normally do this kind of thing.” (CRASH!). “I don’t want to give you the wrong impression.” (KAPOW!).“ “I can’t handle a relationship at the moment.” (WHAP!). Disclaimer boy would often find that by saying he wasn’t serious about the situation, he gave the situation a graven gravity. It was also revealed to him by his arch-nemeses ‘Clarity Girl’ that he probably would have a relationship if he found the right person, and that he was really saying ‘It’s you I don’t want a relationship with, you indie slapper.’ (OUCH!)

As the mouse of morning stirs, the gummy window of your mind maximises, followed by the familiar catchcry of ‘Nude, where’s my clothes?’ Many people successfully avoid their breakfast of regret flakes by nicking off in the early hours. I could never do this, due to my other superhero Ex-Christian Sense Of Guilt Nice-Guy Man. This often led to some truly awkward half-hugs in the kitchen, followed by the mutual appearance of urgent things to do.

They say sex is never devoid of emotion, I would agree, but add that most bars offer a great range of heart tranquilisers. The truth is, it’s not for everyone but, as the comic says: Is it a laugh? Is it a cry? No…yes…maybe? It’s Captain Experiment! Figures sold Desperately."

Re: How to Get the Game Dynamics Audios

Nirmal — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:16:48 -0000

Dont do your product with low quality stuffs.. Use good recorder.. Your sexual framing product was annoying.. The sound only.. But what you teach is gold.. Pls get a good recorder..

Re: How to Get the Game Dynamics Audios

d3javu — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 18:29:28 -0000

Just bought Master Strategies, I hope thats the right product, can you verify? also do they come in downloadable MP3 form or will I get CDs in the mail.

thanks man, i'm a fan of your work.

Re: How to Get the Game Dynamics Audios

Captain Jack — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:43:18 -0000

I just clicked the "Buy Now" link and it is working fine.

Re: How to Get the Game Dynamics Audios

d3javu — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 19:42:11 -0000

Link to game dynamics audio is broken :(

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