DISQUS

Captain Jack's Grande Adventures: Why Old Ladies Love CJ - Mystery Solved

  • Priest · 2 years ago
    I am so using this... I get AI's all the time from the mommies but not the hotties... or do I???


    Great post. I will check it out.



    -Priest-
  • Fidelio · 2 years ago
    Dude, I thought for sure that the reason you were bangin old ladies was because of some unresolved issue about needing to be back in the safety of the womb and that you were just trying to use your penis to force your way back in there.


    I just didn't want to say anything because I thought it was therapeutic for you.



    Now, after reading your explanation of what was going on, I just think it's gross.
  • Anonymous · 2 years ago
    So this explains why the old neighbor lady is having back problems all of the sudden. Thanks for the insiders tip Fedelio.


    -quip
  • Priest · 2 years ago
    Once a month CJ secretly sneeks away to sleep with every single woman on the planet... afterwards they bleed for 3-5 days.


    -Priest-
  • Anonymous · 2 years ago
    Pardon my ignorance, but what's AI? Attraction indicators? what are they?
  • Captain Jack · 2 years ago
    AI = Approach Invitation. That means she's made prolonged eye contact and/or smiled at you.
  • Shawn · 2 years ago
    Great post CJ, makes a lot of sense to us oldies!!


    Hope to see in sydney again sometime.



    Scooby (shawn)
  • Priest · 2 years ago
    Holy shit!!! This shit works!


    I was studying at the Library yesterday when a HB8 walked by and gave me what I thought was an AI.



    Then I remembered this post. I was already locked in and the logistics of the area were going to force her to come back my way.



    Upon her return she delivers her second AI - confirmed, no doubt about it... AI. I chased her upstairs, direct opener... now we are playing phone game. :)



    Thanks CJ



    -Priest-