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Re: Why Old Ladies Love CJ - Mystery Solved

Priest — Thu, 03 May 2007 18:56:00 -0000

Holy shit!!! This shit works!

I was studying at the Library yesterday when a HB8 walked by and gave me what I thought was an AI.

Then I remembered this post. I was already locked in and the logistics of the area were going to force her to come back my way.

Upon her return she delivers her second AI - confirmed, no doubt about it... AI. I chased her upstairs, direct opener... now we are playing phone game. :)

Thanks CJ

-Priest-

Re: Why Old Ladies Love CJ - Mystery Solved

Shawn — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 00:46:00 -0000

Great post CJ, makes a lot of sense to us oldies!!

Hope to see in sydney again sometime.

Scooby (shawn)

Re: Why Old Ladies Love CJ - Mystery Solved

Captain Jack — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 19:10:00 -0000

AI = Approach Invitation. That means she's made prolonged eye contact and/or smiled at you.

Re: Why Old Ladies Love CJ - Mystery Solved

Anonymous — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:02:00 -0000

Pardon my ignorance, but what's AI? Attraction indicators? what are they?

Re: Why Old Ladies Love CJ - Mystery Solved

Priest — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:20:00 -0000

Once a month CJ secretly sneeks away to sleep with every single woman on the planet... afterwards they bleed for 3-5 days.

-Priest-

Re: Why Old Ladies Love CJ - Mystery Solved

Anonymous — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 21:11:00 -0000

So this explains why the old neighbor lady is having back problems all of the sudden. Thanks for the insiders tip Fedelio.

-quip

Re: Why Old Ladies Love CJ - Mystery Solved

Fidelio — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:57:00 -0000

Dude, I thought for sure that the reason you were bangin old ladies was because of some unresolved issue about needing to be back in the safety of the womb and that you were just trying to use your penis to force your way back in there.

I just didn't want to say anything because I thought it was therapeutic for you.

Now, after reading your explanation of what was going on, I just think it's gross.

Re: Why Old Ladies Love CJ - Mystery Solved

Priest — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 00:48:00 -0000

I am so using this... I get AI's all the time from the mommies but not the hotties... or do I???

Great post. I will check it out.

-Priest-